I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light
"We have some extra food do you want some?"
"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"
"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"
if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting
are you raven symone